page_0: "City Watch Crime Report
District of South Quarter

The following criminal incidents occurred last evening in the vicinity of South Quarter:

2 citizens were murdered.

5 citizens were rendered unconscious by a blow to the head.

6 items of valuable property were reported stolen. 

2 locks were unlawfully picked open.
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page_1: "The above is a true and complete record of events. All residents are encouraged to report suspected incidents of crime to the nearest City Watch authority.

Signed,
The Office of the Commissioner"
