page_0: "Journal 15th

Note to self, reduce security level. These guards cost a fortune \
and what's the point?! This is a quiet and safe neighbourhood, \
there's never any trouble around here. The neighbours obviously \
don't take any precautions with their properties, unlike me.
 
If anyone did get in here I'd personally flay him alive, I'm not \
afraid of some taffer, I don't care what he's done." 

page_1: "Journal 20th

Got the wife a nice birthday present this year, tucked away \
safe and sound. This should keep me out of her bad books for a while! \
Maybe I'll get a quieter life and better opportunities around \
here if the wife isn't so suspicious for a while..."
