page_0: "++++++++++++++++ Guards ++++++++++++++++

Stay vigilant when you're on post or on patrol. A well-rested and well-fed guard is tough to surprise or to sneak by. There's always some taffer looking for a way to grab easy money. We're not gonna give them that opportunity because we're the most valiant guards this city has ever seen! That's right, and if any of you have doubts because of the recent break-ins, rest assured fear has struck in the hearts of villains. Yes, we've shown them not to mess with us by executing some of them in a... quite peculiar way!"

page_1: "And keep in mind, those who catch a villain shall get a nice bonus for their next payroll! 

-- Stay sharp and stand up straight! --

- Captain Harrigan"
