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- ROOMS: 5/10 stars.  Need toilets.  I would rather not suffer the indignity of having a maid glare at my waste.  And gods know what else they find.

- SERVICE: 6/10.  While otherwise excellent, I'm still waiting for my luggage to be brought up.  Seems an understaffing issue.

- FOOD: 8/10.  Kidney porridge is good, but far too much venison on the menu.  The corn and onion chowder has a piquant aftertaste that I can't put my finger on..  

- ATMOSPHERE: 9/10!  The hotel's strength is the remote, cliffside location and unique feeling of mystery.  What a treat to dwell in the same rooms this famous family once did.  It's as if a veil were lifted into the past, welcoming us moderners. "

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In general, I will write up The Blackwell as a 7 out of 10.  

'Is The Blackwell ready for us?  Old world charm and mystic countryside lend themselves to fantasy and escape, but changes are in order before it can satisfy the true dilettante.'

Ugh.. how do I write about toilets without sounding vulgar..?
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