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Quotes Scroll

M: 'Dromed confessions': I enjoy listening to Garrett die!

K: There’s that burrick.  I landed on his back when I jumped off the wall.  # kickflip
 
M: That was dumb.
K: Thanks for the constructive criticism.

M: One thing I need to figure out is how to kill the player when they go down in the canyon.
K: What would the Feds think if our phones were tapped and they were listening in?"

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K: Save a .cow.. ride a cowboy!
 
K: I need a texture for the red bush I have.
Both:
Search for the red bush
Quest for the red bush
Journey to the red bush
Sisterhood of the red bush
Red Bush Inn
Secret of the red bush
 
M: I need a wedgie.

K: Yeah, I’ve been tweaking most of the morning now.  Tweaking, not 'tweeking'."

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M: Did you solve your bush problem.
K: Afraid not.

K: The toilet I’m making looks like the captain’s chair on the bridge of the Enterprise.
M: Yeah, you just sit down and say, 'Make it so'
K: You can sit there and make captain’s logs
M: Captain’s log 2467. Dude, you count your craps?
 
M: And how many cells is that going to use?
K: Cell count, schmell count.

K: Don’t put that on the quotes scroll!

M: We have to get dinner here pretty soon.
K: I had chips."

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K: Don’t go blue don’t go blue don’t go blue! Darn, it went blue!
M: Of course it went blue. They always go blue. And then they die.

M: I like your rocky bottom.

K: Corn and bunion chowder

K: My bush problems just never seem to end.

M: What are you doing now?
K: I’m building happily.. just made a peephole into a bathroom for all the peeping creepers

M: Wait.. is my bush too big?"

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K: I’m having a cell burning party over here.
M: What?
K: I have to build another peaked roof
M: Really?
K: It’s either that or we have a skylight in the attic

K: Ugggh!   Ahhhhh!  Mother trucker!  Uh, don’t worry, I know what I’m doing over here.  You picked a good partner.

M: I really need some coffee..
K: Oh, yeah, that sounds great!
M: You gonna make a K-cup or brew a pot?
K: I’m gonna make half a pot.. I’ve had enough K-cups to kill a f$$ing horse."

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K: I have an attic that I can’t figure out how to get access to. There’s no place to fit stairs.
M: Use a ladder?
K:  Ladders are for wimps

M: Here’s where I need your mouse ball.

M: I’m going to wimp out. 
K: What?  You’re gonna use a ladder?
M: Yep
K: Well you have to use ladders in the village, you don’t have the room.  I don’t want you to have ladder shame.

K: Gotta have a burrick’s head trophy over the fireplace.  Nothing says 'rustic' like a burrick’s head."

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M: We should have been in bed a half an hour ago.  Who am I kidding.. we should have been in bed three hours ago.

M: Walking through all these double doors in your map reminds me of the intro to Get Smart
K: (sings theme song)

K: I have to wash my mouse ball.. 
M: Why?
K: It’s sticking.. I think it’s from the cheetos
M: Signs you’ve been dromeding too much.. your mouse ball is covered in Cheetos slime.

K:  Gonna light some sandalwood.. oh, yeah, that smells like creativity!
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K: I wonder how many cylinders dromed will let me get away with?

K: Gotta make sure they can’t reach that silver through the bars.  Make sure they gotta go down to the dirty place to get that nugget.

K:  Guess what I need.
M: What?
K: A red bush.

K: Just woke up, heading down to make coffee, then into dromed.  Just like every other day.  Oh my god it’s Groundhog Day!
M: I love that movie, but I didn’t think I’d be living it!"

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M: My tiny little metal door has the 'monolith from hell' sound on it.
K: Monolith from hell, haha!  Yeah, we need to find better door sounds.
M: It’s like opening the Aztec temple 
K: Yeah, Indiana Jones discovers the long lost Aztec ruins
M: Had to bring like 80 sherpas to open it

M: Good morning
K: It’s Groundhog Day
M: It’s cold out there today
K: It’s cold out there every day

M: You can tell he plays the lute."

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M: You know what I’m gonna do when we finish this mission?
K: Thank the Builder for his goodness and mercy?

M: I now have another spooky thing happening.  I made a trap door, just a secret door reskinned.  Nothing special about it.  I open the trap door, no problem.. I close the trap door and my fire disappears.  I mean the whole fire, sparks, smoke, sound, light.. All just gone.  Happens every time I close the trap door.  They are nowhere near one another and have no links or other connections that I can see.
K: 'Must be the wind in the torches..'

K: That’s how a bony finger happens."

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K: %^&$ing dromed, multibrush *#@hole!  Put that in the %^&$ing quotes scroll.

M: I admire the way you staunchly plow forward.. Just throwing cells.. 
K: To the wind?
M: left and right..

K: I love working with you.. you put up with my temperament and I suck up all your time and energy.  So it’s a win, win.
M: That’s what I love about you, your brutal honesty
K: The funniest things are the truest things

K: I’m totally having a cell burning party"

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K: (upon looking at M’s dromed top view of map).  It looks like you gave a kid a Sharpie marker and told him to color the walls.

M: (upon looking at K’s dromed top view of map).  Holy crap, there are so many lines it’s all just a solid.. like it melted together!

K: (after showing her a wireframe of Waterfront Racket top view).  Wow, that’s so empty, it’s beautiful.  I bet you miss the old days, huh?
M: Hell yeah

M: You know, there are gold goblets and gold plates, but no gold bowls.
K: That’s just wrong, Michael"

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K: This shit’s not gonna be funny in the morning.
M: You know what’s really not funny?
K: What?
M: It IS morning.

K: Time to play some viking music.. not as if we’ve had enough of THAT lately.

M: Isn’t that an old expression, 'I’m just a reflection of my former self'?
K: It’s not just an expression, it’s a lifestyle, baby.  Dirty house, late hours, Top Ramen every day, bad skin..

K: I’m in Kevel’s room.  Gotta give Kevel something good so we can take it."

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K: Did you post on TEG yet?
M: Was just going to, but might just ask Russ first
K: JAR
M: What?
K: 'Just ask Russ'
M: Yeah, that’s gonna be a catch phrase for us

K: We should have a dromed support group.
M: Yeah, we should make a thread with a weekly meeting.

Thank you LGS and all you Taffers out there for an amazing game. 20 years and counting!"



Bonus Quotes for the Curious Reader:


CUTSCENE 1 (In-game conversation)

Innkeeper
What’s up my brotha??
Garrett
Hey baby.. How’s it hangin?
Innkeeper
Yo, I need you to help with out with some shizzle
Garrett
Shiz, yeah baby.. What’s going on?

M: Should we leave that on the quotes scroll
K: I don’t know, you call it
M: Oh
K: Don’t say no to me
M: I didn’t say no
K: I’m honestly losing my hearing, along with my eyesight.  The next thing that goes is my continence

K: I have to go shopping soon
M: Yeah?
K: Yeah, might want to make something to eat
M: LOL
K: There’s some old lettuce and half filled beer cans in my fridge.. Starting to feel like a bachelor pad in here.. I’m even wearing long johns.  

K:  Bad brush, bad brush
K:  How many bad brushes can a girl have in a day

K: Oh my eyes!
M:  Are they sore or sleepy or something?
K:  No, they’re crusty.  I brushed my eyelids and crumbs fell out..

K: I forgot I had a bush floating in midair

M: Hey, here’s that texture you wanted, name it whatever you want.
K: I’m gonna name it “mine”!

K: I’m gonna make some coffee as soon as I finish this.  That’s my carrot.
M: Oh, coffee sounds great!  I like your carrots.
K: Yeah, they’re good when they taste like coffee.

M: Where are you right now?
K: In my office.
M: Why do you sound so weird? 

M: We should get something to eat..
K: I have coffee
M: Can you smell your coffee?
K: Can I spell coffee?  K.. o.. f.. f.. e.. y!

K: File has 6375 cells so far.. thought I should take a look.  I sure like me some cells!
M: Yeah, you do, lol
K: Twenty-sided cylinder?  Chump change..
M: That's my girl!

K: I have to use a calculator to do simple math in dromed.  My brain starts to go sideways and ah canna do it, captain!

M: Karen... I'm out of superlatives!
 
K: We're gonna be bouncing each others balls, baby!

M: Well, you know, even the OMs used cylinders with few sides for exterior architecture.
K: Yeah, but they looked awful!

M: It’s so late!  You’re gonna be sorry tomorrow.
K: Yeah.. what can you do?

K: I have a lot of objects, I’m worried about hitting the limit.
M: Check the info window and see how many you have
K: Oh, I only have 2091
M: Yeah, you’re not even close.. you have like 6000 more to go to reach the limit
K: Yeah, and I’m gonna SPEND them… now that I know I have some credit

M: I’m getting a battery low warning on my phone, but it doesn’t matter because we’re going to go to bed now.  Right?
K: (Maniacal laugh)

K: That’s not just big, that’s bonanza big

K: I’m a weird person.. That is the fact of the day

K: I took the StopTweq property off my emitter trap and it shot apples non-stop.  I ran out of object IDs!

K: I’m just throwing shapes at this to see what sticks

K: Okay, I’m going to wimp out and use a ladder.

M: I’ll be right here dromeding in the other room..
K: Will you be on Hangouts so we can talk on the intercom?
M: Intercom, lol, I love that!  Yes, I will, lol..


