Page_0: "I can scarce believe it. Tis beyond understanding that I, Cranston Shimmel, should be sent to such a remote posting when anyone with one eye and half a brain can see that I am above such a lowly station. I am destined to live in the City, and serve at the highest levels of the Order. And as if 'twas not enough to shuffle me off to the backwoods, I arrive to find that my lodgings are to be in a cramped, drafty bell tower! The noise when the bell rings could shatter ones bones! And those lights! I could not stay another night in that place!
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