page_0: "Sir,

I'd like to request you deal with the situation going on in room 3B every builder-forsaken night. I understand those two are young and in love, but surely they can slow it down, for everyone's sake? I've barely slept a night since they've moved in!

I mean seriously, have you heard the noises they make? It's the stuff of nightmares, let me tell you. 

--- Russell Grosnich"